live like there is no tomorrow

My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not.

confidentunderstandings:

divinecosmicbeing:

This is Amazing! I’m not gonna Front!

That’s so cute

confidentunderstandings:

divinecosmicbeing:

This is Amazing! I’m not gonna Front!

That’s so cute

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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: “Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl” The man says: - “But I am not a New Yorker!” “Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl’” – the policeman answers. “But I am not an American!” – says the man. “Oh, what are you then? ” The man says: - “I am a Saudi !” The next day the newspapers says: “Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog

jumpingxships:

this is fucking sweet.

this is fucking sweet.

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